Luke Elowsky was the first senior this year to turn in a bio… Granted it did take him three times to get the bio right, but finally we have a beautiful first Senior Bio. Here are all three attempts, enjoy.
The following is my senior bio: His name is Luke Elowsky. He used to be a spy until he was burned. When you’re burned, you’ve got nothing: no cash, no credit, and no job history. You rely on anyone who’s still talking to you. Bottom line: as long as you’re burned, you’re not going anywhere.
If the first bio isn’t acceptable, then the following would be my second bio: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away was a Jedi named Luke. Since his father was Anakin, formerly a very powerful Jedi himself, the force was strong with him. Luke has devoted his life to taking down the tyrannical empire of the Sith.
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