- romeo: im so sad
- romeo: ill never be happy
- romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
- romeo: WHO DAT
- romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
- romeo: imma dance with her
- romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
- juliet: daheck are you
- romeo: shh *kiss*
- juliet: :oo
- *party over*
- romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY’S HOUSE
- romeo: LADY
- romeo: HEY LADY
- juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
- romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
- juliet: dont you think its too soon
- romeo: idk
- juliet: brb
- romeo: k
- juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
- romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
- *next day*
- rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
- friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN’T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
- romeo: yeh
- friar: ok fine ur married
- rome and juli: yaaaay
- *some time later*
- tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
- mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
- tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
- mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
- romeo: hnnn
- tybalt:….
- romeo HNNN
- tybalt:…
- romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
- tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
- prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
- romeo: i sorry
- prince: no ur banished
- romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
- romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
- friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
- romeo: k *leaves*
- juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
- friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
- juliet: ok
- juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
- nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
- lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
- nurse:k
- juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
- romeo’s servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
- romeo’s servant: JULIET’S DEAD
- romeo: WHAT
- romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
- romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
- romeo: *buys potion*
- romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
- romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn’t even look dead
- romeo: but im sure she is
- romeo: *kiss juliet*
- romeo: *drinks poison*
- romeo: he ded
- juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can’t wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
- juliet: IT’S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
- juliet: HE DED
- juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
- oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn’t enough
- friar: *comes in cell*
- friar: uh oh
- prince: WHAT DIS
- CAPULET: WHAT DIS
- LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
- MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
- CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
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