Wendy Monologue all girls can relate to…

Wendy: No. No. No. No. No. No. No!  No one’s going anywhere.  I’ve had it with this island.  Every single girl I’ve met has tried to kill me; do you know how that makes me feel?  Tink, you’ve never liked me and I’ve not done anything to you ever.  And, Tiger Lily, just get over the Lone Ranger thing – you might be able to do it on your own but isn’t it just…better, to have some help?  I don’t get it – I don’t get why the boys get to be friends and have fun and – but we – we have to be against each other.  And if it’s all because of – him – well – well, that – that’s a waste… because I promise you- he isn’t not being friends or not having friends because of us, is he?  And the truth is – I would love to fight like you or be all – (Makes a gesture and a noise that indicates ‘grr’ and great and bolshy and brilliant.) like you, I – actually – think you’re both – quite… I’d like to be like you.  So here’s what’s going to happen – we’re going to be a team.  We’re going to go to that pirate ship, we’re going to kick some pirate – bum – and we’re going to find my little brother and I – I – will be Captain.  Who’s with me?


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