The Mikado Synopsis

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What’s a teenager to do when his parent insists he marry an older woman? (Particularly if she looks like a cross between Cruella Deville and Maleficent.) Add to this that his parent’s word is law because their the Ruler of the land,  and also into heavy discipline.


For example, the Ruler of the Land has passed some pretty stiff laws to keep young punks straight. You can’t even dye your hair puce anymore, or scribble on windowpanes, and don’t even think about cheating at billiards. What the Ruler is really hung up on though is flirting!

All you gotta do is wink at someone and you’re immediately beheaded! I mean total bummer! Being fiscally conservative as well, the Ruler has restructured and rightsized the judicial system so that all judges perform their own executions, thus eliminating a lot of middle management fat.

The obvious answer, if you are inflicted with such a parent, is to dress as a rock star, join the homeless and find work as a street musician.

When the Ruler of the Land had the fun new laws executed (if you’ll pardon the expression), a bunch of pseudo-intellectual town fathers in a burb called “Titipu” came up with a loophole you could drive a truck through. Since the next guy on death row in their town was a wimpy tailor who got caught flirting, they decide to promote him to be Lord High Executioner. The scam was based on the rather thin legal argument that, since he was next in line for beheading, he’d have to cut off his own head before he could cut off anyone else’s. This naturally stretched out the already lengthy appeal process.

Nanki-poo and Yum-Yum
Nanki-poo and Yum-Yum

While living as a street person, the Ruler’s son, adopting the dubious name of “Nanki-Poo,” falls for a local groupie named Yum-Yum. Anyway, their romance doesn’t get far because she is engaged to marry her guardian, the above-mentioned wimpy tailor, Ko-Ko.

Now the bad news for the audience at this point is that even though I’ve laid all these plot details on you, the opera hasn’t even started yet! The Ruler’s son hears that the tailor has been condemned for flirting, but by the time he gets back to Titipu, the tailor has been promoted to executioner and is about to marry Yum-Yum.

At this point we meet the all-time great role model for aspiring public servants, a bureaucrat’s bureaucrat named Pooh-Bah. Pooh-Bah will do or say anything for an appropriate stipend — sort of like politicians we know now. He introduces Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner (nee tailor) who, it turns out, is now a man with a social agenda. For example, if you’ve got flabby hands and peppermint breath, you better hold on to your hat! (And anything you keep in it!)

School Girls
School Girls

Ko-Ko, it would also seem, is one of those guys with a strong interest in young girls in school uniforms, all of whom seem to be suffering from terminal giggles. They really get excited when they learn that Nanki-Poo is back in town. By the time they straighten out what’s happening, however, Nanki-Poo is back in the depths of depression.

As part of his wedding preparations, Ko-Ko is busy bribing all of the city officials (namely Pooh-Bah) so that he can get his wedding paid for. During all this, a letter arrives from the Ruler of the Land, pointing out that there have been no executions in Titipu for some time and they’d better get cracking.

Suddenly, Ko-Ko is faced with the somewhat unpleasant and technically complicated task of cutting off his own head! His only way out is to quickly find a substitute. Naturally, at this point, in walks poor depressed Nanki-Poo with a rope in his hand. They quickly strike a simple bargain — Nanki-Poo can marry Yum-Yum tomorrow on the condition that he allow Ko-Ko to behead him at the end of a month. Then, as a widow, Yum-Yum would be free to marry Ko-Ko.

This scheme pleases the townspeople and they launch into a celebration, when what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Katisha, the aforementioned ugly older woman! Although Katisha scares everyone half to death, they ignore her attempts to rat on Nanki-Poo so she storms back to the Palace to fetch the Ruler and while she’s gone, the audience can finally take a break.

When we rejoin the action, Yum-Yum is getting ready for her wedding and having to endure only a few cute jokes from her girl friends about having her wedding plans “cut short” at the end of the month. Unfortunately, Ko-Ko wanders in at this point having just learned from his lawyer (Pooh-Bah — again) that the fine print in the Ruler’s law says that if a married man is beheaded for flirting, his wife must be buried alive! This news, in general, dampens the spirits of the wedding party somewhat. Yum-Yum says, “let’s call the whole thing off” and Nanki-Poo goes despondent on us again.

Meantime, Katisha has fetched the Ruler and they are just coming into town. Ko-Ko, assuming that the Ruler has arrived to see if an execution has taken place, decides he had better come up with one. Nanki-Poo volunteers but Ko-Ko still hasn’t quite mastered his axe-swinging bit yet.

Nanki-poo and Yum-Yum's wedding
Nanki-poo and Yum-Yum’s wedding

Suddenly he comes up with the bright idea of bribing all the city officials (Yep–Heeeer’s Pooh-Bah!) into claiming that he had beheaded Nanki-Poo. In order for this fabrication to hold up, they have to get Nanki-Poo out of town fast. So the Archbishop of Titipu (name of Pooh-Bah) marries him to Yum-Yum and sends them both packing.

Since the Ruler of the Land is a great fan of the efficacy of punishment, the detailed description of the decapitation is well received up to the point where Katisha notices the name “Nanki-Poo” on the death certificate. This of course, means that the Ruler must conjure up a suitable punishment for person or persons who inadvertently kill the heir to the throne of the Land. The Ruler decides that something lingering, involving boiling oil and melted lead will suffice. While they are heating the cauldrons, the Ruler does lunch.

Since Ko-Ko, Pitti-Sing and Pooh-Bah aren’t particularly hungry, they find Nanki-Poo and try to convince him to come back to life. Nanki-Poo refuses since if Katisha discovers him still alive, she will insist on his and Yum-Yum’s death. They finally decide that the only possible way out of the problem is for Ko-Ko to woo, win and marry Katisha during lunch!

Thus follows a whirlwind romance and a quickie wedding. The relieved Ruler (finds that not only is Nanki-poo still alive but  Katisha with not be a daughter-in-law) decides that everything is most satisfactory, and everyone dances off into the sunset.

The end…


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